So I have recently become obsessed with Twitter. Today I started following someone who is cracking me up right now. And I feel it is necessary to share some of her tweets. For your reading pleasure:
I can do all things through wine who strengthens me.
Humidity wants me to be ugly. (So relevant in the south!)
Must be productive....Must be productive...Oops I just found someone on Facebook I haven't judged in a while.
I feel bad for people who aren't caffeine addicts: when they wake up in the morning, that's as alive as they're going to feel all day.
I should really work on getting some less obvious "I'm judging you" eyes.
Someone please teach me the difference between boredom and hunger.
I don't hate Mondays. Mondays hate me.
Whenever I feel like my life is a lost cause, I remind myself that somewhere there is a Real Housewife who is a bigger disaster than me.
Hope you enjoyed! If you want more, you can follow her @SororityProblems